Abc’s of Popularity
4/18/2010 | Song # 418
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
Learn the abc’s of popularity
A is for “All” as in “all about me”
Amazing and adorable as you can see
B is for Bragging and bossy and brash
C is for cute and cool (and cold hard cash)
Dis for Dork, E is for eeeww
F is for friendship (but not with you)
G is for geeky girls you don’t wear Gucci
H is for honesty (but I mean that loosely)
Refrain:
Mimi: I’m the queen of popularity
Friends: She’s the queen of popularity
Mimi: I’m the queen of popularity
Geeks: And She is mean with regularity
I is another way to say “Mimi”
J is for Judgment that we give for free
K is for kids who aren’t cool like me
L is for the losers in the library
M is for money, N is for Nerds
O is for something that we overheard
P is for perfection and parties and proms
Q is for cute we look just like our moms
Refrain:
R is for research into to how to look pretty
S is for my sister when she gets a little snippy
T is for don’t you totally wish you were me?
U is unimportant can’t you see?
V is for positively “V.I.P.”
W is for what will everyone think
X is for extraordinary little ol me
Y is for “you” but that’s so boring
Z is for the zeros who do all my adoring
Refrain:
copyright 2010 by Mark Shepard.