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April 24, 2015 · Funny Songs, Life In Song 2000's, Love Songs, Musicals

386 Boredom

36382855_sAs a pathetically “nice” guy I’ve always wondered at what magic powers the “bad boys” hold over the hottest women in clubs and bars… So one day I “channelled” my “inner bad boy archetype” to discover the truth…

Most of us “good guys” are excruciatingly BORING!

Don’t shoot the messenger ladies! This song was really written by the entity known as… “Lance”… LOL

(There might even be a place in the ill fated “Starbucks Musical” for this one…)

Please click the arrow to play:

Boredom

Song #386 | 10/19/08 | CD: Ocean of Dreams

How many guys tonight will
Buy you drinks and tell you
Just how hot you are
But you know what they want to sell you….

Excruciating Boredom….

I’m not one of the puppies
I don’t care if you like me
Do not need your approval
Raise your bitch shield just to spite me
It just excites me…

Stop looking in the mirror
Peek outside your bubble
Buy me a beer and I will
Let you come a little nearer
Unless of course you are too boring…

Refrain:
I’m here to rescue you from boredom
I’m here to tease you into freedom…
Explore the edge of all your limits…
You know you want it. Now admit it…

You say you want somebody
Who will treat you like a lady
What would it be like to
Take yourself less seriously?
And let me rescue you from boredom…

Who knows just how you’re wired
Who knows what buttons move you
Who knows just how to lead you
Where you want to go…
Escape with me from boredom…

Refrain:

You can always go suburban
Get yourself a nice safe husband
Give birth to 2 nice children
It’s a story with a happy end…
Excruciating Boredom…

I’m not the guy who you would
Take home to your family…
But when you’re in your eighties
You will remember me

And how I rescued you from boredom…

Refrain :

Copyright 2008-2015 by Mark Shepard. All Rights Reserved. Used with permission.

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