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May 15, 2015 · Funny Songs, Life In Song 1990's, Live Performances

300 Narcissism

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Celebrating our “human condition”…

Recorded live…

With an actual audience…

of actual people…

Who seemed to think this was funny…

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markshepard · Narcissism – Mark Shepard

Narcissism

Song #300 | 8/12/1998 | CD: Live At Watering Pond

Refrain:
Narcissism, narcissism
you know you’re really living
When you’re looking through the prism of
good ole narcissism

If you want to get ahead in life
You better get this right
People don’t want to hear about you
They want you to hear about them!

Refrain:

If you ever get totally bored
Just get self absorbed
You’ll never find a friend dearer
Than the one inside the mirror!

Refrain:

What I’ve thought about you is all wrong
It’s been all about me all along
And what I think about you is all about me
So we might as well sing this song…Together!

Refrain:

No matter what your religion
You and I are alike as pigeons
We all want to be V.I.P’s
It’s just a part of living

Refrain:

I could probably soar like an Eagle
If it weren’t for my great big ego
Because of this I get easily pissed
But I swear I’m not a narcissist!

Refrain:

© 1998-2015 by Mark Shepard. All Rights Reserved, Used By Permission

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